May 2012
1 post
Other people might not recommend that you wipe down both your bare feet and your shoes with Lysol Disinfecting Wipes after a lunchtime walk. Other people might tell you that Lysol is toxic or bad for your skin or will make you grow an extra toe. Other people apparently like the fetid stink that comes from bare feet in fake leather shoes in summer. I am not other people.
May 11th
September 2011
1 post
Wilderness
 (I have a blog somewhere else. I write a bunch of garbage there. I skimmed through it to try to find something presentable enough for a writing sample for a job interview. So hard. This is the best I came up with.) I was a child of the 70s, raised on goats’ milk and bad TV. My fantasy family was Hawkeye Pierce, Daisy Duke and Laura Ingalls. In real life we lived on thirteen acres of land...
Sep 21st
April 2011
3 posts
Apr 6th
New 50 Foot Wave Song, free to stream or download →
Apr 4th
Apr 1st